alright all you crazed psychotic john mayer nutsos, here's what i found out.

chick is his half-sister or stepsister. something like that. her dad...is john's dad, however they have different mothers.

so now, i expect you all to find out if his dad was ever divorced or had any illegitimate children. go now privacy invaders!
and DO - that vooDOO - that you DO - so weeEEELLL!