if i had a million dollars
i'd buy you a house
if i had a million dollars
i'd buy you furniture for your house
(a nice bedroom set)
if i had a million dollars
i'd buy you an exotic pet
(like a beagle named oliver)
if i had a million dollars
i'd pay off all my taxes
if i had a million dollars
i'd take you to a show
(a nice mellow one)
well if i had a million dollars

we'd be rich.