Your Heart is Green


What Color is Your Heart?
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is this accurate? i mean sure, green is irish, so that checks out. but what about this i never get the love i deserve? i get all the love i deserve from one miss shayna. don't know about this quiz lani...

c'mon east coast, southern kansas/missouri, and in general the rest of the country! quit hoggin all the snow!

ever noticed when you want something to happen it goes somewhere else? everytime it's supposed to snow it always goes to the south of us. i think our total this year is 10 inches, and i missed 5 of it. when i was kid there was always snow on the ground. i remember walking through about 6 inches when i was about 6 or 7 years old. i mean, i by no means want buffalo snowfall, but i miss the big snowfalls. everything is so pretty; that is until all the cars turn into a grey slush. and when you go outside and it's snowing it's so quiet. it's like the world just stops turning and you get to cherish how beautiful everything is.

anyway, back to boring work and griping about no snow.

well i guess kfc isn't the only one who likes bushisms. how about fred durst et al being in agreeance over yadda yadda yadda. well, no one ever said fred was the brightest crayon in the box. now on to my bitching about how corrupt the grammys are-

they obviously don't judge songs on content, otherwise no doubt would have NEVER, EVER walked away for best duo or group with vocals that can pack in arenas or whatever the hell it's called, with "hey baby". i think the correct word for that one was "whah?" hey baby hey baby hey baby hey! mmm...sounds like some cheesy pick up line that's just itching to end with "i thought 'very fine' only came in a bottle! damn baby girl!" eh whatever.

heh, how about my boys usher...and nelly! representing the lou! root root! usher with best male r&b vocal, nelly with best male rap solo and best rap collaboration. i bet we'll see usher hangin with nelly on err force one en route to nellyville to meet up with kelly rowland.

alright, the moment everyone's been waiting for - that damn john mayer pansy. let's see, up against elton john, sting & james taylor. now how come santana can get all those grammy's for that god-awful smooooth with rob thomas but the three legends i just mentioned can't get their props? i honestly believe elton john should have won for original sin. that is an absolutely fantastic song. but yeah, your body is a wasteland is a *great* song. brilliantly written, ex. "your skin like porcelain..." anyone want to take a guess what i usually do with porcelain? i bet john mayer does the same. so does this mean he has some crazy fetish about...on women (we assume he's referring to women in the song)? porcelain...wasteland...hmmm...something to think about it.

i'm out.

i get up in the evening
and i ain't got nothin to say
i come home in the morning
i go to bed feeling the same way!
i ain't nothing but tired
man i'm tired and bored with myself
hey there baby! i could use just a little help!
you can't start a fire! can't start a fire without a spark
well this gun's for hire!
oh yeah, even if we're just dancing in the dark!

buh buh buh buh buhp! hey clarence! need some more cowbell on this one!

you can't start a fire sitting round
crying over a broken heart
this gun's for hire
even if we're just dancing in the dark!
you can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart
this gun's for hire
even if we're just dancing in the dark
buh buh buh buh buhp
even if we're just dancing in the dark
buh buh buh buh buhp
heeeeeey baaaby!

whoo for fridays!

p.s. kmart has *the* best music. i had to go get a lingerie bag (which i had never heard of, nor had the guy clerk i asked) last night because oliver shat all over this big fuzzball in his crate. anyway, while searching high and low last night, i heard .38 special, the go-go's, and...uhh...hmm...who was it...errr...oh yeah! journey! don't stop believing! hold onto that feeeling!
some will win, some will lose
some were born to sing the bluues!
oh you know the movie never ends
it goes on and on and on and on...
don't stop believing!
hold onto that feeling!
streetlight! people!
ohhh ohhhhhhh

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puppies should come automatically housetrained.

that is all.

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Hey Dude! Start your horse and come along, you're
one happenin' dude. Don't get lost out on the
range.


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hehe, i had the hots for brad. she was a cutie alright.