and the evite has gone out for my brother's bachelor party.

shayna doesn't understand that i can't tell her what goes on at a bachelor party. it's part of the guy code. no cameras, no videotape. it only exists in memory.

anyway, that's about it for now. go royals! 17-4. word.

i say our wedding website is pink.

others say fuchisia. others say a mix of pink and red.

pretty girly colors if you ask me. i think we should compromise - some blue and pink. after all, we are boy and girl.

alright all you crazed psychotic john mayer nutsos, here's what i found out.

chick is his half-sister or stepsister. something like that. her dad...is john's dad, however they have different mothers.

so now, i expect you all to find out if his dad was ever divorced or had any illegitimate children. go now privacy invaders!
and DO - that vooDOO - that you DO - so weeEEELLL!

just in case anyone was wondering about my source on the john mayer thing, it can be found here.

oh, and root root for the royals.

11-2. second best record in baseball right now, the first being the giants.

got some exciting news for all you estrogen charged young ladies that LUV the ignorant musician that is john mayer.

karissa, the early 30's chick that sits three cubes behind me, plays tennis with his sister. yeah, she lives in the kcmo816.

whooda thunk it. i still think he's a horrible act. good day.

damn it feels good to be a gangster.

well for one thing it's friday. next kc is home to the best team in baseball right now. after that, i just got to tell, heh, one of my 3 or 4 supervisors that i was right on something that she said i was wrong on. see the thing is, i did the amendment, she came back and said it was wrong, i redid it. i checked with the sales office on it and as it turns out i was right the first time. i think the last time i had a smile that big was the first time shayna said she loved me back. nah, that's incomparable. it was a big smile anyway. follow all this by a trip out of town on what will be shayna and myself's first plane trip together.

i think she'll board the plane. and i don't want to hear from any nay-sayers! that is all for today.

oh, and when do playoffs tickets go on sale for the royals? 8-0 tonight baby.

all our friends think we're opposites
falling in and out of love
they all said we'd never last
still we manage to stay together
there's no easy explanation for it
but whenever there's a problem
we always work it out somehooow
work it out someho-OW.
they said it wouldn't last
we had to prove them wrong
cause i learned in the past
that love will never do without you
do without yo-OU
love will never do
never do without you!
come on! love will neeever do
never do without you!
if you believe in love sing!
love will never doooo
never do without you!

word. everybody's feelin good this morning. and why not, royals are 6-0, saddam is collapsing, and it's supposed to be 70 today. hence design of a decade in the ol cd player.

ooh!
seeing that your love's true
never i'll doubt you
my heart belongs to you
that's alright with me
worlds could end around me
so in love that i can't see
you and me were meant to be
that's alright with me
friends come and friends may go
my friend you're real i know
true self you have shown
you're alright with me
through thick and thick to thin
ill love you till the end
you know it's true my friend
you're alright with me
alriiiight wiiith me
you're alright with me.
shoopy doop doop bow.

dig.

can you say "162 to the bank?"

that's right! 6-0 baby! i believe! i believe!

royals are for real this year.

well, my taxes are off.

all eight hundred and eighty-four dollars of it.

604 to the feds, 280 to the great state of kansas. let this be a lesson kids, it pays to have the correct amount withheld from your check.

now let's just hope i never get audited...because having someone doublecheck your work sucks. that is all.

wow. did marquette even show up in new orleans?

i haven't seen a schellacking like that since the chiefs whooped up on the cardinals 49-0.

tomorrow night, syracuse will fall victim to the hawks. word.